cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via fake-mermaid)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via -everybodywantstolove)

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via cumfort)

fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

(via fake-mermaid)

Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need. (via hefuckin)s3 (via quirkyvirgin)

(Source: dayzea, via heart)